Are You This Nasty? 3 Hygiene Crimes You Didn’t Know You Were Guilty Of

(Yes, we’re calling you out)

👟 Wearing Your Outside Shoes Inside

You Monster.

You just walked through a parking lot, a public bathroom, and probably some mystery goo — then stomped through the streets like Godzilla with athlete’s foot, and now you’re bringing Tokyo-level destruction to your living room carpet? Your rug has seen more germs than a hospital waiting room on a Monday.

Solution: Take your shoes off and put on some house slippers like a functioning adult. Bonus points if they’re fuzzy and silently judgmental.

Your floor shouldn’t crunch when you walk on it. That’s not seasoning — it’s filth.

🚿 Only Showering in the Morning

Why are you climbing into bed like a human dumpster fire?

You’ve been sweating, commuting, touching everything, and now you’re just sliding under the covers like you’re a clean little burrito? Nah. You’re a bacteria taquito wrapped in denial.

Solution: Shower at night. Wash off your sins. Your pillow deserves better. Honestly, so do you.

Your bed is not a landfill. Stop donating body grime to your sheets.

✋ Only Washing Your Hands AFTER using the Bathroom

We need to talk.

You touched 47 disease-delivery devices today — including your phone, which has seen more bathroom action than your toothbrush — and now you’re going hands first like it’s a buffet?

Solution: Wash your hands before and after. Your junk deserves clean company, not whatever was on the gas pump five minutes ago.

Treat your parts like royalty. Don't approach them with peasant hands.

🧽 Level Up

No shame — just growth. If you read this and felt attacked? Good. That’s your immune system calling for backup. Let’s level up, one less disgusting habit at a time.

Be the reason your house smells like lemon cleaner, not like disappointment.

Empowered Community was glad to share these health habits in a lighthearted way. Be safe. Be healthy. Be slightly less gross.