Why are you climbing into bed like a human dumpster fire? You’ve been sweating, commuting, touching everything, and now you’re just sliding under the covers like you’re a clean little burrito? Nah. You’re a bacteria taquito wrapped in denial. Solution: Shower at night. Wash off your sins. Your pillow deserves better. Honestly, so do you.
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